Ok, I’m selfish – and I’d like to start off first with my ailments:
- High Blood Pressure
- Thyroid Issues (Who is Hashimoto?)
- Weight Issues (25 BMI Where are you?)
- Cancer
Ok – I have 3 out of 4 currently but, like everyone on this 7 Billion people planet, it’s only a matter of time before some of my cells become overzealous in their procreation abilities! F!
Ok, Seriousnesss – How should I layout every diagnosis? (Inbox me) This website should be based on blood stats. This is what we look at when we get our results. Some stat companies put ranges for what is normal – but that ends there. They rely on your doctors to guide you when your results are abnormal. But doctors can be good or dirt. (A doctor who gets a D is still a doctor). Except for woman doctors, their bar is higher.
I want you to get a result, get your options, speak with your doctor, and be informed of the information you glean from here. (I wanted to write gleen but I researched the movie “Gleaming the Cube.” – and, yeah, I hope that you are picking up what I’m putting down. You are 77% of America! And if you’re not from America, you need to have me and a guest (Nicole) invited to your embassy party – please 🙂
Anyway – let’s get us enjoying the 36,500 days that we have here Mother F-ers! heh!
BTW – Today is the first day of the rest of……
ok – I’ll STFUN
STFUN Abbrevitions in the comments below: